okay, so yesterday i came back at 12 cause i watched DIM SUM DOLLIES! so funny i tell you! omgosh. yeap. i went with mummy, auntie lisa, auntie janice, auntie yaow hwee to esplanade to watch. we reached there late cause there was a heavy jam. but it was alright cause alot of ppl were late too. it started at 8pm but we reached there at 8.10pm. so we had to wait outside the door of circle 1. but no worries, haha found out lotsa ppl were late so we had to wait till 8.15 then we could go in again. haha then um the show was GOOOOD man! haha
briefly tell you;
there was one part when all the skinny girls wanted to be fat nd voluptious like selena tan haha. then it was like total oppo from those fat to skinny adverts nd posters thingy. funny!
then there was a part about loving your aunties that cleans up for you after you eat in hawker centres or food centres. haha so funny. then they imitated of how s'pore aunties always quickly take away your food in hawker centres! haha so funnnny pls! [:
they also copied the way how those s'porean singers sing on stage, SO HILIARIOUS! she was like- okay you can put the chair right here. thank you thank you x10000 to the helper. then the songs that they sing was soooo s'porean all those- falling in love ohoh, falling in love ohno. hahah those type of cheesy lines. HA! then she goes wild in the end hahah! hard to explain but one thing fo' sure FUNNNY.
then there was this part about brazilian wax. the way they do was sooo funny. then hossan leong was a girl! hahahahha omgosh! DAMN FUNNNY CAN [:
haha then then! this was one of the funniest parts! oh boy, tsk tsk. THE SPERM BANK. hahaha. they were like yes you should donate the future is in your HANDS. as in y'know hands then they did the action going down underneath them haha so funnny! then the said you cant ask to cum/come when you want us to cum/come. haha omgosh. then there was this boy around my age behind me. then he was like omg thats damn sick lah. hahaha
then yeaps they made fun of the government! t t durai nd all. hahahah so FUNNNY!
also, they made fun of INDIAN SHOWS! hahahaha omgosh you have to be there to watch!!dont know how to explain. hahhaha but whoooots, funnny man! :D
oh then they had lil kids sing about the casino nd the gambling. it was all like the more we play together [do dealing cards signs] the more money we'll get. cause your chips are my chips. nd my chips are my chips. hahah funnny man [:
OMGOSH all you ppl SHOULD go watch it! hahahaha its like the BEST SHIT SHOW of the year! hahahah :D GOOOOOD STUFF OKAY!
anyhoos! the whole day today was at SC open house. SO BORING. stayed at my cca room, thankfully it was in the LECTURE THEATRE. [: we started to walk around the school. cherie at squash, sandra at gym, leanne at choir, charlotte at dance, joan at badminton. haha then we went to the fitness to go work out for fun. ahaha i did alot of INCLINED reallly INCLINED sit ups okay! haha hopefully i get nice tummy muscles [: haha i HOPE. haha then we just sparred nd presented to ppl who came in. hah quite boring! [: OH WELLS.
oh yes i heard BLACK EYED PEAS are coming to s'pore again! yay im sooo going for that lah :D haha ooh lala cant wait! nd yes coeway im not cheap, i cost a 100bucks, y'know why; cause im a yummy dish! hahaha.